They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
