I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
