the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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