So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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