i think my tv is drunk
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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