Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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