Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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