Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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