Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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