i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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