I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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