did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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