so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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