I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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