hell yes lets make some ravioli
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
