my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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