There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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