She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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