We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The air was thick with penises
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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