i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
stop calling my apartment porn island.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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