I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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