shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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