Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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