What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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