In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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