quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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