I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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