Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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