Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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