So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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