5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
