I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
