Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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