She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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