why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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