She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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