I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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