you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What happened to fro yo and sex?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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