Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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