we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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