Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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