Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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