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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
did you just send me my own nude
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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