I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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