bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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