i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
