I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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