You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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