thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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