I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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