For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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