they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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