You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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