just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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