Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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