You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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