Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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